Driving conditions

First condition of a idiot behind the wheel, driving 2 mph over the speed limit in the left lane on the expressway.
Second condition of an idiot, when rounding one of those really long curves on the expressway, crossing in and out of 2 or more lanes.
3rd, getting a personalized plate that you have no right to have.

As you might have figured, this has nothing to do with weather or any road conditions. This has to do with people who should get a discount on a bias pass or get a bike.

My father always taught me that the far left lane was designed for passing. In some states, its illegal to just drive only in that lane. What I cannot stand is when people get into that lane because they were behind slower traffic in the right lane and then take 3 miles to pass. Yeah, that's right, they were only going 1/8th of 1 mph faster than the guy in the right lane. Not only that but they most assuredly lane change right in front of me going 10 mph faster. Its almost as if they wanted to see if I was going to rearrange the rear end of their car with the front of mine. What I would prefer to do is meet them personally and sink my boot in their ass, laces deep.

The next part has to do with butt-plugs that can't seem to understand that the lane they are in us their lane. On almost every expressway, the lane is more than wide enough for damn near any road worthy vehicle. For goodness sake, stay in the lane. It gives you almost 2ft on either side on the expressway. On top of that, expressway driving is not nascar jack-ass! When you go around a curve on the expressway you still need to stay in your lane, not yet to "follow the line"! Get real for a change and remember that other people watch you drive like that and want to know if you're drunk shit-head.

Enough of expressway driving, let's look at just stupid people.
1. 2 lane roads, don't just stop in the road to let someone out! Pull over.
2. Letting your dog sit on your lap and hang his head out the drivers window. Yeah dumb-ass, I'm sure that would make it easy to react to one of those driving emergencies, wouldn't it?
3. The idiot the backs up on the expressway or an off ramp.
4. And last, but not least, by far. Its the total dick that attempts to drive as far as he can in the lane that is being closed for construction. This guy, instead of doing the right thing just makes the traffic worse. Butt-head!

Ok, one more pet peeve! The motor cycle guy that, in a traffic jam, decides to either pass on the shoulder or weave in and out of traffic. Me, just for him, I want to open my car door for him as he passes.
Finally, the personalized license plate. Come on FOXY1. Get a clue. I've seen you get out of your car miss piggy. I think a plate that describes yourself should be voted on by the people at the dmv. Start by asking number 94 right after they call number 47.

Well, that's just my personal thoughts on the subject. Let me know what you think.

Later guys!